The other day Mr. Goodbar told me that he had cleaned out his candy drawer.
He said it in a way that really kind of bothered me because his voice sounded different…not like a candy voice should.
I asked him what he meant and was it because i had blogged about it?
I mean “WHY????”
He reassured me that no, in fact he loves his “stage” name but just feel the need to “cut back”.
Now, being a woman who is kind of freaked out by all things “cut back” I wondered if those words would pertain to anything else? I mean, I have been punished before for lesser crimes than exposing someones fridge but I did not want to make mounds out of milk duds. I started inserting my verbs with his verbs: CUT BACK and I got myself really worked up, I mean, if he can cut back the candy drawer what else can he cut back???
Affection? Attention? Admiration? SEX?
Needless to say I have been in a STATE.
A STATE I TELL YOU.